Cecil Rajendra came up with this little poem to warn parents to keep a sharp eye on their children.
Invasion of the El-gee-bee-Tees!
Parents, Teachers, good Neighbours
Listen!
Lock up your sons & your daughters.
The El-gee-be-Tees are coming …
The El-gee-be-Tees are coming …
They’re coming to gobble up your children.
The male of the species
are easy to tag
in their tight-fitting
V-neck T-shirts
& over-sized hand-bag.
The females are less discernible
mingling in malls
to yak, text & giggle
exclusively
with members of the own sex.
But don’t be fooled by
this innocent behaviour
They pose a grave threat
to our country’s moral fibre.
Parents, Teachers, good Neighbours
Listen!
Lock up your sons & your daughters.
The El-gee-be-Tees are coming …
The El-gee-be-Tees are coming …
They’re coming to gobble up your children.
(The El-gee-be-Tees are a group of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender aliens from outer space. Guidelines on how to spot and avoid them were handed out at “Educational” parent/teacher seminars in the country.)
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